Who You Gonna Call?

Father Catches Cop in Bed With His Under Aged Daughter - A Georgia father came home early from working the night shift to find a police car in his driveway at 5:30 in the morning. Where was the cop who drove it? Inside, engaged in an unspecified sex act with his 16-year-old daughter! The two met when Officer Randolph Cobian, 28, served as a volunteer swim coach for the girl's team at an as yet unnamed private school. Cobian has been fired from the Henry County police department and faces one count of sexual molestation and one count of violence. (News Daily)

Retrieved from where else? Dumb Ass Daily. I think it would take some serious gun control not to shoot Officer Cobian's nightstick off.

Way Less Than Six Degrees

Yesterday I was wasting time, reading Popwatch's post about Isaac Mizrahi's bad behavior on the red carpet of the Golden Globes, and one of the comments mentioned Scarlett's killer red dress. Unfortunately I missed the Globes entirely, so I missed the red carpet event. Needless to say, after a little digging I found pictures of Scarlett on the red carpet. What I was more surprised to find was that Vanessa was with her, and looking completely smashing as well. I've got to say these Johansson girls are the hottest young actresses to hit Hollywood since Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine.

Golden Globes fallout

Good god! I have a lot of movies to watch. Of the ten films nominated, I've only seen three of them. Yikes! I guess I know what I'll be doing over the winter break. But more importantly, where the hell is Lauren Graham's nomination? She has been snubbed every year since the Girls aired, and with the Emmys around the corner, a snub from the Globes can only indicate another miss at that little golden statue. Who gets the nom instead? America Ferrera, freaking Ugly Betty! Bite me. Fererra's performance is totally second-rate, especially in the face of Graham's consistently outstanding performances over the past seven years.

On the bright side, Masi Oka has secured a nod for his role as time-shifting ass-kicker-to-be Hiro.